mikerickson:

i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much

darrynek:

a true american hero

(Source: soulsnatcha)

Joke of the day.

kissmypoop:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

Am i the only one who’s too stupid for this?

(Source: flyingscotsman)

whoisymanni:

LMFAOOOOO!!!!! IM DEAD.

(Source: mettaworldpeacee)

goldenmanda:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

dragon ball z cakeballs

RECIPE!!!!!!!

I CANT DEAL

(Source: foodxpron)

shadowgorawr:

lets play “how gay can you be with your best friend without it getting weird” 

(Source: puerluna)

p33p:

fan-troll:

good-little-homestuck:

im going to fucking cry

please no

im

the amount of diseases i just caught listening to this

videohall:

Marching band girl tearing it up on the Cowbell

holy shit move over travis barker

(Source: youtube.com)

im pretty sure im close to hitting the ask limit sending these things

but i dnt currrrrr ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i have this sudden urge to just send everyone a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ask

DRX Podcast :: SuperSmash Bros & Top 5 Games From E3 (by ItsRezow)

Cosmo Sex Tip #642

fagmobs:

Ask him to describe what he wants to do to you. Require him to use AT LEAST three examples from the text and explain

o-delaisse:

Rolling Stones - Mother’s Little Helper

android18:

professor oak do you know anything about pokemon at all

Professor oak please kys

(Source: pokemon-fanatics)

“They alright” 

(Source: uncleflex)