I’m the shoulder you can cry on and the hand that smacks that ass
Straight iced a motherfucker.
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
dude. Those are cheaper than some cars.
Tips for being an adult:
- there are none
- don’t become an adult
- stay a child forever
- Peter Pan was right
In which Disney gives you incredibly wise relationship advice.
Taking off my pants after a long day is probably the best feeling ever
When your teacher makes a reference to classic rock and you’re the only student who gets it
this will always be funny
Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava
She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano
She has been kidnapped to space
And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.
You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?
Peach will wreck you.