aduhm:

have you ever wanted to see a car crash so badly


129,659 notes | Reblog | 23 hours ago

cumfort:

I’m the shoulder you can cry on and the hand that smacks that ass


76,002 notes | Reblog | 2 days ago

boxsetsxbrevkdowns:

Straight iced a motherfucker.

(Source: aisforarthur)


323,160 notes | Reblog | 2 days ago

gallifrey-feels:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

dude. Those are cheaper than some cars.


410,886 notes | Reblog | 2 days ago

whatiwishicould:

Tips for being an adult:

  • there are none
  • don’t become an adult
  • stay a child forever
  • Peter Pan was right

58,086 notes | Reblog | 2 days ago

pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage


215,011 notes | Reblog | 2 days ago

myuriia:

You can’t break me down.


921 notes | Reblog | 2 days ago
90s90s90s:

In which Disney gives you incredibly wise relationship advice.

90s90s90s:

In which Disney gives you incredibly wise relationship advice.

(Source: platypuspreponderance)


168,720 notes | Reblog | 2 days ago

lostincape-town:

Taking off my pants after a long day is probably the best feeling ever


34 notes | Reblog | 3 days ago

sweet-words-of-horror:

petertwerk:

When your teacher makes a reference to classic rock and you’re the only student who gets it

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mollieflockka 😏

19,711 notes | Reblog | 3 days ago

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8,738 notes | Reblog | 3 days ago

mako-symptoms:

this will always be funny

(Source: clubpenguindoneright)


448,928 notes | Reblog | 3 days ago

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.


280,248 notes | Reblog | 3 days ago

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15,274 notes | Reblog | 3 days ago

Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava
She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano
She has been kidnapped to space
And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.
You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?
Bitch, please.
Peach will wreck you.

Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava

She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano

She has been kidnapped to space

And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.

You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?

Bitch, please.

Peach will wreck you.


163,997 notes | Reblog | 3 days ago
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